"When you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love.... Even retarded people in your neighborhood are getting married on their front lawn. As you drive by, "WHAT???!!!!! The 'Tards are getting married on their lawn"..... "That's great, I have nobody and the 'Tards just committed to each other for a lifetime of 'Tardiness"
I came up with the perfect analogy right here. This is what it feels like. When you don't have love, it's like there's a party going on and everybody was invited..except for YOU. And you just happen to be walking by that house in the rain (wipes his eyes as if its raining)...."Hmmm... I wasn't invited to this party".
But then again, once you're IN love, that's like being inside that party going "Where's my jacket? I wanna get out of here"... "I've been in this party SIX years and I want to see other parties".... "Someone shit on the coats...""
-The Brilliant Dane Cook, "Retaliation" 2005 (www.danecook.com)
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